Slab job

When she grabs the shaft of your penis and hammers the tip of your penis with her palm

Duuuuude she gave me a slab job last night and my Dick is three inches shorter

by Meat slammer February 13, 2017

Handshake Job

When someone is smiling in your face and planning on stabbing you in the back. Usually in business

The used car dealer seemed like an honest guy, but after my car broke down I realized it was just a handshake job.

by Snuffelgus February 09, 2013

Bread Job

When you have sex with a girl that has a yeast infection.

Did you hear about Parker, he got a bread job from that one chick.

by Marslandrimjob December 02, 2021

knepper den her job

doing a good job

jeg knepper den her job.

by giro413 December 07, 2016

colorado nose job

when you can’t afford a nose job, so you go to colorado and do cocaine instead.

Woah, have you seen Ashley? She looks so coked out. I heard she got a colorado nose job.

by word girl to the rescue January 24, 2022

half a job

When your having a threesome and one girl is giving you head but doesn't finish you off and leaves it to the second girl to finish you .

I had a threesome yesterday and the girl half a jobbed me

by half a job September 22, 2015

Elon Job

To acquire and and rename everything possible with X in the name to make them more edgy and cool while simultaneously destroying anything salvageable about the brand or company.

Did you see the new Elon job?
Which one the tesla x, spaceX, xCorp, xAI, x.com or did he name another child with x?

by anonXperson August 06, 2024