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Rapper/New age

by Cris Cain November 8, 2010
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new year's day

Drunk & hungover, at daylite you realise you stayed up too late Your toungue tastes like rats walked on it. Even if you have a job, you've got 1 day to get some rest before your next holiday off - Memorial Day. Your friends text/ring your cell but it clangs like last nights pots & pans. You absolutely do not want runny eggs for breakfast with this stranger you slept with, whose name you can't remember, who snuggles up to your sticky body. You wince at all the promises of love forever you made just to have sex. Here's your resolution - you resolve to slip out of bed as quietly as you can so you can get out the door and puke. You'll stop drinking/drugging one day, but that day's not today, is it?
New Year's Day, hangover, alcoholism, resolution, guilt
by svetlanunobtainable January 2, 2012
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last week's news

a term used to describe something that's common knowledge, old news; second rate to yesterday's news
Barry tries to keep us informed but the WM is always reaching out with last week's news, wtf
by Director December 11, 2007
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Phrase said by chrisfix aka Torque Nazi

Said when taking an old part out, and putting a new one in
by Jnic2003 January 14, 2020
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in a Hot New York second

Despite all the crap in that romantic relationship, I'd do it all over again in a Hot New York second!!!!
by Starchylde April 17, 2015
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New York Sandbag

A sex move derived from Japanese roots, in which The male partner deficates in a cup, mixes it with flour, and makes the female partner eat the feces. After that they then proceed to extensive sexual activity.
JERRY: Dood, did you bang that chick last night?
TOM: Yeah bro! I gave her a New York Sandbag, and then we banged!
JERRY: Nicee. You owned that bitch.
by 420buddy. February 21, 2011
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The emperor's new clothes

It wasn't called the emperor's new clothes for nothing. If anybody cared about Luke's bummy ass old clothes, people would read about them, but they want to know about the emperor's new clothes.
Girl 1-Did you see the emperor's new clothes yesterday? Bahahahaha
Girl 2-I know he looked so silly.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2018
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