Funky Monkey

1) A Monkey that likes to dance, jive and play.....(often with himself)
2) Another term for a penis
3) A second term for getting some luvin

1) "Wow look at that Funky Monkey go!!"
2) "Dude, my monkey is feeling rather funky.."
3) "funk with my monkey!"

by Liam again June 21, 2006

Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

by Shelly January 16, 2003

monkey pie

the act of taking a shit in a woman's mouth and having her give you oral sex with it in her mouth

I did a total monkey pie last night!

by mbbruh6988 March 9, 2015

Monkey Boy'd

A recent addition the the english language. It is the inevitable consequence and response to the smoking of marijuana. The resulting realisation and acceptance of ones current state of being when under the influence of a toxin.

Question:"hey dude, how you feeling?.."
Response:"Man, I am Monkey Boy'd!"

by Michael Bobin June 11, 2004

Monkey Hot

A substance so hot as to make one say "oooh, ooohhh, aaaah, aaaah".

He slowly lowered himself into the monkey hot bath tub.

by LeRoy November 19, 2003

texture monkey

someone, usually a woman, who tends to dress in a tacky way,without taking notice to how badly she looks, i.e; someone wearing fuschia vinyl pants with a tweed jacket and silk blouse is a texture monkey.

"Oh my god, look at that trailor trash texture monkey!"
"She is where pleather goes to die."
"Tammy faye is such a texture monkey!"

by rachellllll November 22, 2005

monkey butt

Teenage girls gather up/bunch up thier shirts in the back and secure the shirt's ponytail with a rubber band or the like.

When we were at the mall we passed a group of girls all sporting monkey butts.

by MichiganNorth Country December 9, 2008