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valet job

when you request valet parking and your car is brought back with a bomb or a festering pile of meat in the back trunk
Mick Ralvin: Why is there a bomb and a festering pile of meat in my back trunk!?
Mo: I gave you a valet job lol
by ShitAss123 March 6, 2022
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hangover job

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.
Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.
by Mahoney Unchained May 10, 2020
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B job

I just gave a b job, it sucked!
by Ken and vic June 6, 2018
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bungie blow job

When two fags play destiny 2 an overhyped dead game that literally costs 3 dollars at game stop play it every fucking day that enjoy a advance 69 position where the fat gay guy is on bottom being pegged in the mouth with the two Inch Willy by the other guy while he’s doing push ups on the fat man whilst sucking the crusty dick.
Nick and Josh play so much destiny two together they do a bungie blow job together after every lost match of gambit.
by Raymoney$$$$$ December 14, 2019
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Job central

A way to say someone doesn’t have a job
Jack: fortnite is my whole life!
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you
by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023
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Black jobs

relating to the work done or the people working in a nonskilled or nonprofessional environment, which can be easily overtaken by immigrants. The word insinuates micro-aggression, however, when you are confronted by people who ask what exactly are black jobs, you just answer 'anybody has a job' to avoid awkwardness.
"What exactly are black jobs?!" the black journalist asked.

"Anybody has a job" Trump replied.
by Johnny Seven O.M.A. August 1, 2024
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snow job

A sexual act performed on another individual, where the giving partner (typically a white female) fills their mouth with ice cubes, waits until the ice cubes melt, and proceeds to expel the water into the anus of the receiving partner.

(can be done as a group activity)
Oh, you’re dating Natasha? Good for you man, I hear she gives the craziest snow jobs.
by OhMyOh August 13, 2023
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