donkey-fart-eater 

A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore

Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?

-- Mel Gibson.

Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.

donkey-fart-eater by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 13, 2008

Shit-filled fart bubble 

1. A fart that has resulted in a bubble filled with shit.
2. A put down.

Man,your nothing but a shit-filled fart bubble.

Shit-filled fart bubble by chamelion June 27, 2006

Crow's fart 

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.

Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.

Crow's fart by Frantic June 28, 2007

machine gun fart 

That fart that sputters on for a few seconds.

His friends hit the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart

machine gun fart by lordshanguar28 June 29, 2011

shit pickle fart fucking 

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.

We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

shit pickle fart fucking by senior bitch mittens November 2, 2013

Film Fart 

A movie that you see, is unpleasent, but you forget about it a while later.

"Dude, Pagemaster was a film fart."

Film Fart by SuperMopTop April 17, 2009

Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.

If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.

Strainer Fart by Charbsssss November 7, 2010