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Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.
Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.
by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013
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Chut N Nut

The redneck process of committing incestual acts upon your family, which results in impregnation.
Person one: Let me fuckin' Chut N Nut sis.

The Sister: Hell yeah Cleatus I want your seed inside of me.
by MusicByPANDEMIC August 18, 2018
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Arab-nut-grab

To grab a persons nuts and twists them then say hunn-ya
You better leave me alone or els ima do the arab-nut-grab.
by Tha god king February 1, 2018
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Half Nut November

A branch of the infamous No Nut November challenge, but now the person can decide whether to refrain from masturbating either for the first 15 days of November or for the last 15 days of november.

Half Nut November can serve as a good "trial" period before attempting the full on No Nut November challenge the following year. This will give them the relevant experience and will give them motivation (providing successful completion of Half Nut November).
Person 1 : "Are you participating in No Nut November?"

Person 2 : "I don't want to dive into the deep end straight away so I think I might try Half Nut November this year and then No Nut November the following year."
Person 1 : "Oh alright, Baby steps man. You have my respect."
by Lwdjmalzenb November 21, 2019
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Nut 'n Rip

When you ejaculate on a girl's pubic hair and then proceed to remove the hair with duct tape, similar to a Brazilian wax.
"I'm having sex with Katie tonight."
"Yo, she's got a shaggy cat."
"That's fine, I'll just nut 'n rip."
nut rip
by The Big Black Bat July 17, 2017
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maple wet nuts

Jenny went up to Montreal and enjoyed the maple wet nuts.
by ccandstees April 8, 2011
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Nut Fuck October

A parody of no nut November and destroy dick December where you have to nut 300 times in October.
Bob:Hey how is Nut Fuck October going for ya?
Joe:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by NP101 November 4, 2018
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