elton john paradise

gay anal sex

I brought justin beiber to Elton John Paradise

by i'm hilarious, i know March 11, 2010

My nigga john

My nigga john just put his dick inside his fan and it got cut off osht ima go call some fucking doctors on this shit what a fucking idiot i can never rely on this nigga.

My nigga john got his dick cut off and he is still a virgin he is fucked.

by Ballsman6969696 April 16, 2018

you know nothing john snow

this phrase was derived from tv serial game of thrones , addressed to john snow by two female characters of the serial in a state in which john acted reasonably.
A person who misses a bang bang opportunity acting like a wise ass.
A smart ass treating like a guy from 70's

having refused my girlfriend's tempting request for spending the night in bed with her, she just said you know nothing john snow.

by yousef cool April 16, 2015

Nigger John

A story that southern white people tell their children to insight fear and hatred of African-Americans. Usually, it is about a murderous big and tall black man that eats children.

Mother: "If you don't clean up your room Nigger John is going to get you!"

by Ryius August 25, 2010

hoist up the john b's sail

to say that you are going to go home

I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.

by bgomez August 20, 2006

The John Wall Era

Is is the time period when John Wall leads the Kentucky Wildcats to a National Championship for the first time since 1998!!!! ohh and yes he will go KENTUCKY!!!!

Nobody will ever forget The John Wall Era in 2010 when the Wildcats won their 8th NCAA championship.

by Draft saved at 4:39 PM February 23, 2010

long john

Long Underwear that is worn in the winter

Its cold outside I better wear my long johns so my balls don't freeze off!

by kow_heman February 25, 2005