dick schick 

a girl that scrapes a guys dick wen givin head, usually buck toothed bitches; also known as dick razors, cox shavers, and chicken killers

"dude, my girl finally went down last night"
"hell yeah man, was it any good?"
"fuck na, she's a dick schick"

dick schick by amber s. and hannah b. August 4, 2008

Dick Relish 

Sold by vendors as a topping for meaty entrees at certain sporting events, such as the Houston 500.

Get your dick relish. Fresh dick relish here!

Dick Relish by Jim Townerson Jr (THA DEUCE) May 1, 2009

dick poked 

when you hug a guy and they have a boner

Sarah:i hugged the bird today..
Olivia:got dick poked?
Sarah:yupppp

dick poked by vballen012 October 5, 2009

Dick Jockey 

A person who rides lots of dicks... just as much as cowboys used to ride horses

That Garrett Miner from NorCal is such a dick jockey!

Dick Jockey by Lukedean March 22, 2010

Dick Sleeper

Two Definitions:

1. When you masterbate so much that your dick wont get hard anymore.

2. This is the name of a wrestling move in which the person squeezes the opponent until they pass out and barf.

1. Jake whacked off so much that he gave himself the Dick Sleeper.

2. Aaron gave john the Dick Sleeper and won the match.

Dick Sleeper by Jahosafat69 April 2, 2010

Dick Snipper 

A insult that sometimes is meant to imply that the insult-e is a homosexual. Other times it can be used to refer to someone as a idiot, douche bag, or a flat out dickhead.

Jack: "Dude, the color of those jeans don't go good with that shirt."

Bill: "Shove it, Dick Snipper!"

Dick Snipper by Dursirreal734 April 22, 2010

Dick Cheney 

When you blow your load on your friend's face and claim it was an accident.

Bonus points if they have incriminating evidence on you.

Sally better shut up about that shit or Jim is going to Dick Cheney her.

That asshole Dick Cheney'ed me, now I can't clean up this mess he left on my face.

Dick Cheney by Tanker66 July 26, 2010