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Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.
That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.
by Golouer November 27, 2021
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Tennessee breakfast

When you pour syrup in her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.
Brittany made me the best Tennessee breakfast ever.
by Mike Dunham December 2, 2021
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rib breaker

a form of torture used to destroy friendships, threatened via alias emojis.
"Im going to break her ribs bcs im a rib breaker"

"wtf, r u gonna kill my bsf?"
"omg tbh i didn't think youd get that"
by fawthy December 23, 2021
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(wind)breaking news

A "saved up" fart dat you make a big deal about --- i.e., excitedly/self-importantly notifying others in your vicinity: "Hey, guess what?!" --- before releasing.
In da infamous and hilarious "baked beans speech", da hapless slow-cooked-legumes-consumer is merely trying to present a simple announcement about da traditional name for da current time of year, but his nearly-constant whizzpopping causes said presentation to become a truly "(wind)breaking news" item!
by QuacksO January 8, 2022
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Protein break

When your done fucking and need to eat
We had sex for hours and had to stop for a protein break
by Panobrownies January 16, 2022
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Californian Breakfast

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow
by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022
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Human break

Going to the toilet for urination. You take a 'break' of the tasks a human does on every day base.
1. He will be right back in the meeting - he is on a human break.
2. He won't be able to join since he is on a human break.
by pivifl January 26, 2022
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