someone who you never dated and never liked you but you have eternal claim over them. anyone else involved with this ex is homewrecking.
person 1: "wtf did u see marisa is talking to TWO of my ex boyfriends"
person 2: "ummmm didn't u guys like talk for maybe a week"
person 1: "whatever marisa's still a fake bitch I don't know if I can be friends with a snake like that".