Your Kampf

The sequel to Hitler's book, Mein Kampf.

Guy: I'm gonna go read your kampf.
Other Guy: Aww, I'm only on the first book :(

by OmegaSoul December 6, 2016

That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebody “do what you want but it’s your loss”

Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral

by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018

Your mom

A generic response commonly used by 12 year olds when they can't respond to something or a response to a question. they usually think they're funny for doing this

Interviewer: So what was it like being trapped underground for 3 weeks?
Kid: it was like DOING YOUR MOM

by TheStinky February 14, 2021

your mom

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your mom

by Doge doge doge January 10, 2017

Your mom's your bro

A more polite way of saying your mom's a hoe.

(kid who's mom is actually a hoe)
Hey man your mom's your bro!

by Basscrack November 13, 2019

Your brother your mother

Possibly the most dangerous phrase since humans have developed vocal cords, above “your sister a mister” and “ your granny tranny”. Every time this is said the universe speeds up, the sun expands and god himself worries for his future

person 1 your mum gay
person 2 your dad lesbian
person 1 your granny tranny
person 2 your sister a mister
Person 1 your brother your mother
god *cries*

by @matwai_ on ig May 11, 2018

your mother is your brother

An epic comeback in any argument. Even more powerful than "your mom gay"

guy1: "ur mom gay lol xd"
guy2: "oh yeah? well your mother is your brother!"
guy1: *dies*

by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018