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I like you for who you are 

A manipulative figure of speech which is almost always used in conjuction with a let-down, when somebody who is particularly popular or attractive is trying to politely tell somebody with quite an opposite set of characteristics exactly how little he or she would like to do with them, and would rather see them be raped by a vicious group of baboons than, for example, date them.
"You may have had your arms, legs and penis amputated in that bizarre construction accident, Charles, and that does bothers me a little. You should understand, though, that I like you for who you are, and that we can still, um, be friends."
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If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit 

To whom ever made the rule that you have to say yes , this was made specifically made for you
If you ask out your crush after winter break they do not have to say yes because everyone has a choice and you are an ignorant piece of shit Because we are allowed to say no

I like you for who you are 

Actually, no I don't. In fact, I wish you were dead, preferrably by my own hand. i am only saying that I like you just to make you feel like you actually have some importance to me.
So next time, if she says, "I like you for who you are", it means that she's gonna dump you the next day.

I like you for who you are 

Said when somebody can't stand you but wants to say something nice. When they can't find something specific to compliment, they say they like you as a whole instead. weak.
If a woman says "I like you for who you are", donkey punch her sorry ass.

Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole

A disorder common among llamas and red heads involving the acts of making Kaitlyn think you are and asshole.
Llama: "Dude why are you eating her cup?"
Devin: "I have that disorder Make-Kaitlyn-Think-You-Are-An-Asshole of course, don't you?"

The word you are looking for is adjourn 

That point in a lecture, presentation or discuss in which the audience would like you to stop so they can leave. This is usually preceded by excessive rambling, jumping from topic to topic with no clear clue that the audience has had enough. The comment is typically said under your breath with a slight tone of exasperation but is clearly heard by everyone expect the speaker.
Karen “This presentation is taking forever and he is just rambling on and on.”
Presenter “Next we are going to talk about…”
Ben “I think the word you are looking for is adjourn”

Flowers stink and you are purple 

When you wanna annoy kaymunk just cause.
you: can I tell you something?
kymunk: sure!
you: flowers stink and you are purple

kaymunk:.....NOOO WHYYYYY >:(((((
you: muahahahahaa >:)))
kaymunk: ..... >:((((
you: hehehe