Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

by Sparten90059 1/2 October 03, 2008

lost wallet syndrome

an inexplicable disease suffered by aussies, having "lost their wallets" an unsuspecting person picks up the tab, happens in all venues; pubs, niteclubs, shops bus stops etc

hey mate, you wanna drink? oh shit ive lost my wallet, mines a fosters anyway!

by kirsty November 19, 2003

Man Wallet

Seeing Previous Definitions for "Vagina" One was Ham Wallet. So Man Wallet is that Of a Man or Woman who are Uncertain of What Lies below. Not being Able to See your "Down there" you must Assume you are the Proud owner of a Man Wallet. Sort of an Either Or.

"My oh My Cad. What a Nice Man Wallet you Have"

Or

"Cad uses it's Man Wallet to Lure in Unsuspecting Girls Or Guys"

by ThatOnePerson1121 March 05, 2010

drink from the wallet

The act of consuming alcohol that has been in touch with your mate's ballsack

Hey bro, it's madness. I just saw Laurits drink from the wallet. Bro, it's hysteric. Bro.

by Calum McWalletson January 25, 2016

Fuzzy Meat Wallet

A derogatory term for the female genetalia (the vagina)

Her fuzzy meat wallet was HUGE!.

or

Today I shaved my fuzzy meat wallet...it is no longer fuzzy...just a meat wallet.

by DredStudnt March 25, 2010

Prison wallet poop

When you don't have to poop, but you sit down and strain and force it. Like when you have to poop out contraband in the clink, you gotta strain and push

I knew I should shit before a night out, so I sat down for a prison wallet poop.

by elkenstein January 01, 2020

M$ Meat Wallet

The term used to define a Microsoft Fan boy Consultant, who patronizes you into thinking he is not insulting your intelligence, but really helping a situation he screwed up in the first place.

"Jim, our consultant just sent us an email back after our thirty page report, and commented that the report is vague on the details of the issue with the Micro$oft product, our consultant is nothing more that a M$ Meat Wallet!"

by AgentOrangeSkies August 22, 2006