vancey Poo the Californian

The most ADHD ginger you’ll ever meet also he flirts with all guys and has a 9 year old lesbian girlfriend

Omg he just flirted with my boyfriend, don’t worry he’s just a Vancey Poo the Californian.

by IAMVANCEYPOOTHECALIFORNIAN June 14, 2023

vanderhouwen

To jack off so aggressively that your hand turns bloody and requires medical attention.

My vanderhouwen required a trip to the hospital.

by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023

vanderhouwen

To jack off so aggressively that your hand requires medical attention.

I got skin graphs from my ass from my vanderhouwen.

by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023

Vance

A slug-ish fem-boy with little to no motivation.

I have a friend who is a vance.

by romiek August 16, 2023

Vance

Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.

You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.

by #rejectproject2025 July 24, 2024

Vance

To have sexual relations with an inanimate object in a very precise, meticulous manner.

Phil don't need no girlfriend. He vances his roomba Friday nights. He only needs a blanket, a couple sandwich bags and a charged up roomba and and he's good for the weekend.

Motherf*cker vanced my vacuum cleaner last weekend and now the floor sweeper's all f*cked up.

by Corvid14 July 25, 2024

Vance

To make sweet sweet love to a couch

"I had such a rough week. I'm ready to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."

by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024