vancouverite

To fit in with the residents of this fair city, a Vancouverite must acquire one or more mercedes benz, year passes to Whistler-Blackcomb, and membership to the local yacht club. Cannabis will be provided at your nearest safe injection site. White people need not apply.

Convo between two white Vancouverites:
"Damn those Vancouverites, all laughing at me because I drive a ford Taurus"
"Relax, they're just a bunch of FOBs with parents working in China and not paying taxes"
"Sigh, it's not easy being white"
"Word up man. So, u wanna smoke some weed?"
"Yeah, why not.."

by bill_y August 30, 2006

v1nce is gay

not true

john: v1nce is gay
fred: shut your big ugly mouth

by impooplad June 15, 2022

Vanced

A 3rd party YouTube app you use to get all YouTube Premium features for free. It was discontinued officially on March 2022 for legal reasons. Launched initially as a root-based "YouTube hack" for Android devices in 2017, Vanced has seen a massive cult following over the years. Thankfully, many alternatives and replicas of Vanced now exist, the most notable and popular one being ReVanced. Fair warning though, the community surrounding ReVanced seems quite like a circlejerk and is hostile to anyone that doesn't put the project nor its devs on a pedestal.

For Android users there are many ways to get Re-Vanced, which can be a bit confusing (I certainly was). To my knowledge there are only three ways:

▸ First way is to install both ReVanced and MicroG from an apk. You will then be able to use ReVanced as a separate app.
▸ Second way is only for rooted Android devices, which is a magisk module that modifies the existing YouTube app into ReVanced (the "YouTube hack").
▸ A third way—which is what most would recommend—is ReVanced manager. It's sorta like a combination of the first two methods. Within the manager you can either choose to install ReVanced as a separate app, or modify the existing YouTube app for root-privileged users.

Tl;dr 1st is quick and dirty. 2nd is most convenient for rooted users. 3rd is official and has the best of both worlds.

First two are obtained from an unofficial website called revanced.io, the 3rd is obtained from official GitHub.

I did the 2nd way because I was rooted and didn't care for a separate YT or manager app. Don't listen to anyone who says not to try the unofficial site and its methods, they work perfectly. Enough of that "mAlwArE" fearmongering BS. And to be fair, revanced.io is probably the most 'official' unofficial site out there for ReVanced. I would be cautious of other sites though.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2022

Valce

Usually at a moment of great significance for a male where there is potentially room for great emotion- and the dude cries.

Everybody else manages to keep it together and front their masculinity- but there is that one dude that actually has real tears...and really actually cries.

In severe cases he may even blub all over another person in a strong embrace, sometimes really loudly...as he cries.

He is Valce.

I dunno man like I actually thought I loved her so when she just dumped me like that...I did a Valce.

Yehh man it sucked so bad saying bye to everyone...I was Valce at the end.

I can't let the whole team know the truth, its gonna be so bad that at least one of them will be Valce.

by guntherman July 16, 2009

Vancouver Island MusicFest

Bizarre yet beautiful Vancouver Island musical gathering with 6 stages over 250 musicians and 1000 wild and wooley volunteers where helicopter dancers flourish, teens come of age, generations of families camp and play and hang out together, babies get conceived in droves and campers delicately balace sleep deprivation, high levels of beer intake and a blissful euphoria that comes with hearing some of the best music on the planet!

Vancouver Island MusicFest is the most awesome event I've ever been to.

by ea Lynn February 20, 2010

vander pol

a disgusting little creature in fables and children's tales, made to make children laugh at its disfigured body and face. Also known to be extremely stupid, and is the lowest creature on the list of scary monsters. The largest disfigurement is in the eyes; causing them to slant and squint. Does not reach above 5 1/2 feet in height.

...And the vander pol stood as tall as it could, a gutteral roar coming from its throat. A mere squeak came out, and its squinted eyes started to cross. The hunters all laughed at its stupidity.

*child laughs at mother's story*

by yes thats my name February 18, 2011

Vancouver Ventriloquist

A Vancouver Ventriloquist is a sexual act that is highly erotic for women. The giver of the double V must first have decently long finger nails, preferably at least two weeks growth. To start the giver inserts their fist inside the receivers vagina. As the fisting is occurring the giver, without warning, must insert their arm as deep as possible inside the receiver. Then the giver should dig their finger nails as deep as possible into the wall of the vagina and scratch feverishly. This in turn will make the receiver scream like a puppet.

I was fisting this bitch last night and slipped her the old Vancouver Ventriloquist, man did she scream!
I pulled a Jeff Dunham on my wife last night, unfortunately I had to take her to the hospital.

by Jorge posada June 10, 2014