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TWITTER

An acronym for 'That Website Infamous for Timely Textual Expressions by Randos' (sometimes referred to as x.com). Yes, the place where everyone is an expert on everything.
Me: Did you see the news on TWITTER?
Then: You mean x.com
Me: I said what I said
by meteoridian June 26, 2024
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T̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ Xitter (Pronounced Shitter) is probably in my experience as well as many others the most godforsakenly retarded website on this already fucked up earth, it is not only filled to the brim with porn flooding your homepage, but spoiled, overpriveledged, whiny assholes that didn't get loved enough by their parents so they become chronically online and spew absurd shit to cope. if you're a xitter user do yourself a favour for you and for brainhealth and delete your account, i myself in fact.. used to be a xitter user, i wanted to find content relevant to my interests so i clicked my homefeed, and instead was eyeraped with a plethora of revolting images, such include: a drawing of 2 creeps giving eachother oral (69) a tweet of some bitch telling other people to grow up because they won't eat her stinking ass pussy, several images of women showing off their enormous plastic tits (i'm literally asexual so this hoe got nothing on me) and more that would probably get this post taken down because it's so bad and fucked up, after i had enough of it, as in i'm completely and utterly sick of having bare butthole and vagina stuck into the camera instead of the things i actually liked, i deleted xitter and moved. (bsky)

tldr; xitter is retarded and full of whores and crybaby toddlers that need to shut the fuck up
move until it's too late and you're a chud
jake: *goes on Twitter*

jake: dude, look at all this disgusting shit!
tommy: bro what the fuck is wrong with this site
jake: time to delete this cesspool of whores and brats i'm fucking done, man!
tommy: you should move to bsky
jake: *moves*
(jake spent the rest of his life not getting brainrotted!) good ending! :D
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR SYMPHONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1🐬🐬🐬🌈🌈🌈🌞🌞🌞🌞🌈🌈🌴🌴🌴🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟
by prickstabber69420 November 26, 2024
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A APP THAT HAS SEX ON IT AND TOE PICS
OMG I LOVE THESE TOE PICS ON TWITTER
by SIGMA LORD November 28, 2024
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The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me
Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary
by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024
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A battleground between racists who hate black people and racists who hate white people and they're all somehow gay.
Person A: hey, have you been on Twitter lately?
Person B: Yeah I saw someone saying hitler was just misunderstood and another person saying all white people should be castrated and hanged.
by tubershooter313 December 16, 2024
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The Internet's hellhole.
dude: "hey man have you used twitter"
dude 2: "no twitter is a hellhole"
by Elliot Forsaken June 2, 2025
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Female version of a gooch, halfway between her twat and her shitter
She's got a Twitter, its halfway between her twat and her shitter
by Urban69Legend August 14, 2025
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