Tweethearts

Commonly used to address your followers on Twitter.

Good morning all you tweethearts! Had breakfast with the wifey. It was amazeballs!

by Frara P. July 28, 2009

Tweetaholic

1. Someone who is addicted to Twitter.

2. Someone who apparently drinks something called "tweet". (that is most likely non existent)

3. xBaileyPaige on twitter.

Bailes you been tweetin' a lot homes, chill with the twitter updates or yo become a tweetaholic!

by xBaileyPaige August 10, 2009

Tweet Monkey

Someone who tweets even more than a tweet whore. Tweet monkeys tweet every few seconds.

Bill- "Leonard, you tweet too much. Even more than a tweet whore."
Leonard- "So, what does that make me?"
Bill- "A tweet monkey"

by fatherhoey September 23, 2009

tweetcrastinate

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.

Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.

by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

Tweetclart

A random Tweet/mention to/@somebody you dont know.

Its not abusive or insulting, it is simply a Tweetclart.

When Tweetclarting you can Tweetclart to the face or to the belly. There is no variance in the meaning of a Tweetclart if it is to the face or the belly. A Tweetclart is an effective way to let someone you know that you are following them on Twitter and that they should also follow you.

therealfallacy__@BrokeNenglish1: TWEETCLART

therealfallacy__@JokerStarr: What the Tweetclart!

by Fallacy1 December 2, 2009

Tweetfinger

a smelly skin sore that develops on one or more fingers tips after excessive tweeting. Tweetfinger can be passed from person to person by sharing dirty cellphones. Prevention of tweetfinger consists of maintianing healthy tweet habits and frequent handwashing. Treatment of tweetfinger consists of taking an antibacterial drug as prescribed by a doctor.

What's that awful smell?

I think it's my fingers...

OMG! I think you have tweetfinger!

by ebabe February 10, 2010

Tweetitis

A disease where you HAVE to go on twitter.
Common side effects include:
Staying up all night on twitter
Checking twitter on your phone every two seconds
Having an epic freakout when deprived of twitter for more than 10 hours
Failing exams/not doing homework/being late to work because you were on twitter

Person 1: Dude why are you so tired?
Person 2: I have tweetitis.

Person 1: Stop being so anti-social and put your freaking phone away!
Person 2: I can't I have tweetitis!

Person 1: *on phone* Uh hi, we've been without internet for about 9 and a half hours... what's happening?
Person on phone: Sir, we'll get to you as soon as we can but you're quite far down on the list so it'll be another couple hours
Person 1: I have tweetitis
Person on phone: We'll be right there! Don't want another freak out on our hands!

Teacher: Why isn't your homework done
Pupil: I have tweetitis

Parent: Why are your exams results so bad?!
Kid: I have tweetitis

Boss: You've been late to work 5 days in a row! You better give me a good reason not to fire your ass!
Employee: I have tweetitis

by carolina_clouds June 19, 2010