tv nigger

a person who is on point, knows what he is doing

hes a tv nigga

by Davy Reins February 2, 2004

TV dinner

adj. When something is old and/or bland. Used in the song "New Track" by the G-Tones, a band consisting of 4 white teenagers from Gunnison. Their names are DJ Slayer, Skeet Murturd, MC Condor, and Prof. P-Stain.

G-Tones: Your beats are TV dinner, old and bland

by S. Tintera August 29, 2007

TV-14

A United States rating standard used to rank the content of television programs. TV-14 signifies content suited for ages 14 and up.
This term can be used to give a content rating of actual conversations and actions, as well.

Bobby Evans: So, we are you guys doing tonight?
Davo: You know, TV-14 stuff, and you're not invited.

by HugeBreasticle March 29, 2005

Reality TV

A world bin in wich people come to be recycled!What for?to make money!

for example:"nice people"

by niko November 12, 2003

Mourning TV

The media's obsession with recently deceased celebrities.

"Wow man, I turned on the Mourning TV and every channel was playing Michael Jackson music videos. So I knew right away he was dead even before I heard the news broadcast."

by burnee June 28, 2009

tv guardian

An electronic program that edits out swear words and the name "God" during a program.
It is an extremely annoying device used by ultra-conservative Christians to bug the hell out of anyone else. The device, oddly enough, makes the swear words stick out even more than they normally would. This makes a word like "hugs" become an inside joke since the term edited out is "sex".

TV Guardian really sucks! It turns a movie like "Tropic Thunder" into a silent film.

by Evan Jacob January 31, 2009

Preality TV

Supposed reality TV where it is obvious that the situation has been set up ahead of time.

"How come after visiting a pigeon racing speciallist, Barry Weiss from Storage Wars returned to a car that was covered in more bird poop than could ever be real?

"That's Preality TV for you."

by BuffDudeTotally November 14, 2012