Torta

A derogatory argentinean word used to refer to a lesbian.

¡Mirá estas tortas besándose.!

by Caraenal February 27, 2017

Tortalini

NOT PASTA. word. means, well, word.

"im going to the mall tomorrow, wanna come?"
"tortalini!"

by Sewa December 3, 2004

tortheldrin

Tortheldrin is a shitty server owned by The Enclave :(
All Horde and Alliance bow down to Horrigan and his bitch paladins. The Ratio of horde to alliance is 4-1. There are more Blood elfs than alliance altogether.
Everyone in the server hates Chamillionaire too. LOL. He's rly gay and loves to have sex with his dog. He is a INTERNETZ GANGSTA! HE TALK SHIT ON TEH INTERNETZ AND HE IS SAFE BEHIND HIS MONITOR! FOR IF SOMEONE KNOWS WHERE HE LIVES! HE CALL POLICE AND LOCK HIS DOOR! INTERNET GANGSTA!

Tortheldrin is the least populated server.

by isopoopandol August 4, 2007

tortoising

the act of emotionally withdrawing oneself from a situation, showing no emotions, avoiding emotions or feeling

He is always tortoising; I can't ever tell how he feels.

by Uwish U. Knewme May 11, 2010

Tort

A tort is a veggie and likes PEAS

That guy is such a tort

Look at that Tort over there

by Master of erotic cinematics March 10, 2021

pussy tortilla

you put a tortilla in your girls pussy with meat cheese and salsa. then you eat her out until she cums

i want your pussy tortilla

by Pussy tortilla February 1, 2018

tortellini

A precious and slightly obnoxious name for a baby tortoise.

Wife: Oh, look at that cute tortellini munching on some grassy wassy!

Husband: Shut up, honey.

by AWOFF December 2, 2011