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Fatty treats

Delicious food and drink usually with a high calorie content e.g. white hot chocolates, cookies, crisps and cake.

Fatty Treats are eaten by Emily and Richard in Esquires whilst they talk about the old days and other such comical occurrences in their thrilling lives.

see also: The beginners guide to faffing
"It's been too long, we must go for some fatty treats..."
"You'll have to excuse the fact I rolled here today, I've eaten too many Fatty treats"
by Richy :) August 15, 2008
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doggy treat

A female who attracts dogs(male hoes)
Damn Ben Maria is such a doggy treat
by NateTheLost June 17, 2016
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skeezy treats

An extremely hot, attractive woman that is also moderately to extremely promiscuous.
Damn dude, those chicks last night were some serious skeezy treats.
by sheHATEme April 11, 2019
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Brando’s Triple Treat

The Brando’s Triple Treat consists of 3 things. First you take 2 lines a coke, then a bong rip of weed, and last a doot of crack, back to back to back.
The definition of the Brando’s Triple Treat-Bro I’m so fucked up from that Brando's Triple Threat, I can’t feel my legs!
by TripleBrandothreat March 8, 2025
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Rice Krispie Treat

i swear it’s like i jus smoked a rice krispie treat of weed and dab wax 🤤🍯
by cjrhqozurjal jenxkakanc j September 23, 2021
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I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.
Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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