Man, those June showers bring scary tornadoes
by cool dude ste June 29, 2017
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Tornado Top

A variant of the act of fellatio in which the person giving top creates such a strong suction that a tornado forms inside the mouth and gives the Gluck Gluck treatment.
Yo bro, last night gave me that tornado top so good that my pubes got pulled off.
by Popeyes47495736 January 31, 2021
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trouser tornado

(V.) To rip ass in one's pants (see fart). They come in wet and dry variants. Some dry ones may sound wet.
BRRRAP!

Jeez! Did you just rip a trouser tornado?!?

Yep! And it was wet!

Go back to the apartment and get some new underwear!
by Trouser Snake Ringleader July 08, 2015
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Tornado Gunt

the largest gunt to ever exist. when plessured and/or excited it will suck in everything around.
were did freddy go?
"i think he got tornado gunted"!
by ThisGuntGotGame July 11, 2009
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Texas tornado

When you shit and piss into a blender.
Richard was fed up with his bosses colorful comments so he made a Texas tornado atop his desk before walking out for good this time.
by Dill DOUGH July 07, 2019
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Texas Tornado

This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.
Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday
by Ianfleming December 29, 2024
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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel March 04, 2018
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