tool

A guy who shops at J Crew.

Look at that tool--he looks like he walked out of a J Crew ad.

by Not dressed in J Crew January 4, 2008

tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used

Tool = <embed img src=http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/m_5a68ca23ea6042098b3ee0b03d2d67e4.jpg>

by crazyfool999 March 1, 2009

tool

A device used to smoke marijuana.

"Dude, I got some killer bud. Anyone got a tool?"

by Kray-Z George August 23, 2008

Tool

A kid, ages 10-14 who bitches and cries at CoD because the kill wasnt "fair" and rages at others,calling everyone a faggot, to seem cool.

James, that kid calling everyone a faggot because he was killed is a great example of a tool.

by Mr.T1R2O3L4L5 June 15, 2013

tool

Something used to fix things.
Something that makes things easier.
Something that is also used to break things.

I was hoping that tool would aid me in the repair.
I was hoping that tool would make my life easier.
That wrecking ball is a huge tool and will destroy everything in it's path.
Be careful which tool you choose, the ones made of tin (der) are usually pieces of shit who have similar qualities of a fuckboy, sewage, garbage, drool, feces, sludge, quicksand, volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, monsoons and tidal waves.

by PineappleJuice February 21, 2015

tool

Paul Ryan

narcissistic blow-hard who believes he's awesome and most people think he's an asshat-called a tool because he is often used by others,knows it, but is just that desperate

by pamlib October 13, 2012

tool

stupid faggot that no one likes and is always made fun of for everything. this person is a useless pisece of shit!

phil is a fucking tool

by A1RJORDAN February 15, 2007