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Bollock Head

Someone who picks a chemistry nerd for the 100m when they know that it’s bollocks
by Bigboibob12344 July 10, 2019
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blender bollocks

blender nonsense, meaning nothing works properly in this god damned software
example 1 :

I give up on this whole blender bollocks. Nothing I try works, all these tutorials are full of shit and all of these little add-ons, they make you install, don’t actually appear or work. You’ve clogged my computer up with shit and wasted my time all for nothing. I just wanted to create simple NSFW things because I had loads of good ideas but they’ll never come to light until somebody makes a real tutorial and a real app that can actually make 3-D stuff. Fuck all of you

example 2 :
##### - Man blender bollocks strikes again, im so devastated...

###### Someone said cocks?

##### - Cabbage

#### - What is wrong with these people smh my head

########### Oh hi ####, i feel like i want to say once again, i love you so much, you and ### are so talented
by blender stan May 22, 2024
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Talking bollocks

He’s talking bollocks. He did not burgle that shop.
by Robdog July 9, 2018
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Squonk bollock

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description
“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock
by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018
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Bollocks

My mom just died”. “Bollocks”.
by James Mays cousin October 17, 2022
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Bollock-Naise

Get a tin of chopped tomatoes and proceed to put your genitals in until you think its time to cook
A- Can i get a dirty pasta?
B-Sure. Want any sauce
A-Bollock-Naise sauce please
by PooPooSauceMan July 18, 2019
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Bollocks

Bollocks is a word the irish use for fuck
Me: Oh im bollocksed

American:what do you mean

Me:oh sorry i ment im fucked
by Anonamyms gurl August 19, 2021
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