The culmination of facial hair in what appears to be the infamous "soul-patch," however, this variant being more circular around the bottom edges, giving it more of the appearance of the human male's scrotum pouch.
Dude 1: "Dude, have you seen Kurt's soul-patch? It's gotten pretty thick, eh?"
Dude 2: "Indeed, my friend. What does it's distinct shape remind you of?"
Dude 1: "A human male's scrotum pouch, no doubt."
Dude 2: "Thus, sack patch."
Dude 2: "Indeed, my friend. What does it's distinct shape remind you of?"
Dude 1: "A human male's scrotum pouch, no doubt."
Dude 2: "Thus, sack patch."
by Mista Supafly September 21, 2011
A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.
"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"
by Can Can November 11, 2013
by b-star April 27, 2006
by Chance McKracken December 03, 2003
Tony buried his nose in Mel's gorilla patch. He didn't come up for days. "Dang" he said, "That was a phat patch nigga!"
by King Donger Stud September 09, 2006
the act of approaching a person with an eye patch over their eye, then you quickly and viciously rip off their eye patch revealing that there is not an eye in his/her eye socket, so you force him/her to his knees and thrust your male genitalia in and out of the empty eye socket
by Pat Mecrotch March 12, 2004
by Jake Jekel January 17, 2005