my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 03, 2010
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German Blood Hound

During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
by Kyle tooth November 10, 2010
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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Garf Hound

A person who goes around sniffing girls' bicycle seats.
I caught him sniffing that girl's bicycle seat. He is a confirmed garf hound.
by Dosh0622 December 04, 2014
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brown hound

an extremely racist person and or a person who really likes anal sex
Person 1: I heard kameron is a huge brown hound.
Person 2: WHAT
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Hounds of Justice

One of the most dominant wrestling groups to form in the WWE.
According to Legend Arn Anderson they consist of: "Two indie shmucks and a Football Player."
Person 1: The Hounds of Justice really demolished everyone in that ladder match last night!
Person 2: I know! Seeing the Hounds of Justice do the triple powerbomb was AMAZING
by themerkwithamouth April 23, 2023
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Drug Hound

#1. Someone who sniffs out your sack and them begs nonstop or is known to do anything for the sack! #2. A person who is always on his broads helmet about getting them a sack.
All though I smoked my last bowl with that drug Hound he still better for more. When he figured I had no more he meandered off to some broads to beg for more. When he was turned down there he went on a rampage lurking, boosting , and robbing every thing in site. What a drug Hound!
by I'm El Señor August 26, 2018
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