Basset

Yet another retarded subsitute for the word idiot.

Dan, you're a basset.

Basset by TeleIce December 15, 2007

basset

a person who is an extreme nerd. a massive loser

your a basset who does there homework.

basset by Sharon April 13, 2006

basset hound

absolutely the cutest and most lovable dog ever...loyal for life...bassets have tons of energy, but love to sleep as well. they have a sixth sense and will always make you laugh.

my basset hound stuck his nose up a skunk's ass and got sprayed in the face...

basset hound by StephanieLT October 7, 2006

Basset Hound

A member of the scent hound family of dogs. They are known for their very long ears, adorable sad expression, and talentled nose. A basset's sense of smell is second only to the bloodhound. They have very long ears, a prominent haw (which gives them droopy looking eyes), and short little legs. They usually weigh 50-70 lbs. The basset hound was initially bred for hunting rabbits. Basset means "low set" in french.

Bassets are very sweet, kind-hearted dogs. They love everyone and everything and will drag you to say hello to everyone they see (or smell!). They have the traditional hound stubborness, but owners love them for it! This determination to get their way is often comical. They are not the dog for you if you demand a dog's undivided attention or obedience, but are the perfect dog for someone who will love them to pieces and have a sense of humor about their antics.

Beware- You will become addicted to this wonderful breed!

Oh no! My basset hound ate the filet mignon off the table!

Basset Hound by Val Drake January 1, 2010

Basset Hound Boobs

Sad, saggy, and downright droopy boobs.

She either needs a new bra or a boob lift because she is suffering from a serious case of 'Basset Hound Boobs.'

Basset Hound Boobs by sdp919 December 27, 2011

basset hounds of the apocalypse

The basset hounds of the apocalypse appear at great disasters.

They bark in their deep bassety voices, mark their territory with pissin' and scratchin', and move on.

Their names are Grumpy, Dopey, Sleepy and Snuffles.

News reports mention the appearance of the four basset hounds of the apocalypse at the Johnstown Flood.

Their deep bassety voices instilled great fear.

basset hounds of the apocalypse by scodder April 30, 2010

Basset Hound

1. BASSET HOUND = Mountain lion a male 45 -55 yo. 2. A Basset Hound is similar to a Wolf Hound, only it refers to an un-attrative past his prime man seeking younger women. 3. The only difference between the terms Basset Hound and and Wolf Hound are that Wolf Hounds are usually somewhat attractive and Basset Hounds are usually quit wrinkled, worn out and loose.

What happened to Charlie Sheen he is such a Basset Hound.

Basset Hound by feeling left out June 21, 2013