Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)
RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.
ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.
also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"
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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
Get the Witch's Beavermug. so I was climbing out of the ski resort's hot tub drunk and naked when (blank) grabbed a fist full of snow and totally gave me a frosty beaver!
Also known as a Chilly Willy
Also known as a Chilly Willy
by Chilly WillE April 7, 2011
Get the Frosty Beavermug. when a large number of people go out (usually dorks who want to act cool,) and try to get "laid", mostly ends up in a severly lowered ego
person 1: hey wad up dude wanna come out beaver bustin tonite and get some booty!
person 2:dude who with ?
person 1:me and a coulpe of night elfs
person 2:sure im up for it just after i complete that quest.
person 2:dude who with ?
person 1:me and a coulpe of night elfs
person 2:sure im up for it just after i complete that quest.
by thehdog March 12, 2011
Get the beaver bustinmug. "I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"
by beeflog January 26, 2010
Get the flaming beavermug. Restricted to women only- after a long day of travelling on an airplane with limited ventilation, the odor from the nether regions results in travel beaver.
Man! I need a shower after that 4 hour flight. My travel beaver can be smelled by the guy on the other side of the room
by Mama Teeee May 12, 2023
Get the Travel Beavermug. Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.
by harlan50 March 20, 2009
Get the beaver poachingmug. by PennyMonkey February 19, 2011
Get the Beaver Saucemug.