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Witch's Beaver

Witch's Beaver |'wich-əz 'bē-vər| - noun, vulgar slang :
The coldest thing in the known universe, measured only in Kelvin. Space itself is not even that cold.
(Even in Star Trek they never found anything this cold.)

RELATED TRIVIA:
• The White Witch was rumored by the satyrs to have held Her's in reserve as the last line of defense against Aslan.
• The flagpole in "A Christmas Story" was almost that cold.

ORIGIN early 20th cent.: I have schizophrenia and the voices I hear all the time and I came up with this one while reminiscing over a dream I had.

also see: Beaver, Witch's Tit, Absolute Zero
NASA TECH: "...And don't forget to seal your space suit before you go out there -- it's cold as witch's beaver out there."
ASTRONAUT: "Got it!"

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DECK OFFICER: Sir, Commander Skywalker hasn't come in through the south entrance. He might have forgotten to check in.
SOLO: Not likely. We'll have to go out on Tauntauns.
DECK OFFICER: Sir, it's cold as witch's beaver out there. Your Tauntaun'll freeze before you reach the first marker!
HAN: Then I'll see you in hell!
by Mrityunjaya February 19, 2013
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Frosty Beaver

Stuffing a womans vagina full of snow using your penis as a ramrod
so I was climbing out of the ski resort's hot tub drunk and naked when (blank) grabbed a fist full of snow and totally gave me a frosty beaver!

Also known as a Chilly Willy
by Chilly WillE April 7, 2011
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beaver bustin

when a large number of people go out (usually dorks who want to act cool,) and try to get "laid", mostly ends up in a severly lowered ego
person 1: hey wad up dude wanna come out beaver bustin tonite and get some booty!
person 2:dude who with ?
person 1:me and a coulpe of night elfs
person 2:sure im up for it just after i complete that quest.
by thehdog March 12, 2011
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flaming beaver

When a red-headed chick spreads her legs, her red pubes resemble a beaver that's been set on fire.
"I fucked a red head last night and even though she shaved her snizz, i could still see where she had a flaming beaver. you can't hide that shit"
by beeflog January 26, 2010
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Travel Beaver

Restricted to women only- after a long day of travelling on an airplane with limited ventilation, the odor from the nether regions results in travel beaver.
Man! I need a shower after that 4 hour flight. My travel beaver can be smelled by the guy on the other side of the room
by Mama Teeee May 12, 2023
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beaver poaching

Occurs when you’ve laid all the ground work to hook up with a chick, and a friend swoops in to steef that chick while you’re in the bathroom.
He's a cool dude, but you have to watch him on the beaver poaching.
by harlan50 March 20, 2009
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Beaver Sauce

I had to buy my girlfriend some more Beaver Sauce. Went through the last bottle like ketchup...
by PennyMonkey February 19, 2011
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