3 definitions by scroto baggins

beaver gasket

A tampon

I could not have sex with her. There was a beaver gasket in the way.

by scroto baggins July 17, 2013

Fecalgasm

The act of achieving orgasm while also simultaneously deficating

I jerked off while taking a shit and had a fecalgasm

by scroto baggins July 18, 2017

Peistache

1. A word that describes a false statement or claim
2. Can also refer to an amazing mustache

1. He claimed he got to third base with her, but i smelled his fingers, peistache!

2. What a sweet peistache. I wish i could grow an upper lip garden like that

by scroto baggins February 4, 2010