"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
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Get the German Blood Hound mug.Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
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Get the Sex hound mug.U.S Navy slang of an enlisted Sailor, who is more than a little bit eager for the end of ship's work and the beginning of Liberty for the day. Perhaps a Sailor who cuts corners in order to achieve Liberty, or a Sailor who will pay another Sailor money to take one's duty.
Liberty being the time between the end of work and the return to work. i.e. 24 hour liberty one day, 48 hour liberty 2 day, not to exceed 96 hour liberty if granted by the Division Officer.
Liberty being the time between the end of work and the return to work. i.e. 24 hour liberty one day, 48 hour liberty 2 day, not to exceed 96 hour liberty if granted by the Division Officer.
"Seaman Smuchatelly is a Liberty Hound, make sure he finishes all of his jobs before he is granted Liberty today."
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