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my basset hound is gay

"My basset hound is gay," is what to say when your basset is raping another dog.
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.

"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 3, 2010
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German Blood Hound

During sexual intercourse the male shover his penis really far up the womens vagina that she starts crying and wimpering like a dog.
last night i gave my wife a german blood hound and now she cant walk.
by Kyle tooth November 11, 2010
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The longest ever metaphor for masturbation.

As seen in the upcoming film, the Dark Show
Rob: Why is there vaseline in your glove box?
Roy: I use it at stop lights.
Rob: Use it for what?
Roy: I got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkhole.
Rob: Is that supposed to mean jerking off.
Roy: If you want to be crude about it, then yes, you fucking cunt.
by theDarkShow October 23, 2010
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blow hound

Dan P is a blow hound. Do you know where to get any cocaine for him?
by TeeCeeGee March 28, 2017
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Grey Hound

A guy who gets high on city gases.

Have had too much car exhaust, and act like he is high of it.
1: Jo see that guy? He's a real grey hound!
2: Yeah, he is acting like he is high. He must have had to much of that car exhaust.
1: Hell yeah!
by RĀVEN December 5, 2017
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Fib Hound

A down right dirty lier. You can not believe a word he says. He'll lie just to benefit himself despite contingent damage. And a user he is. A professional dog that can sniff out difficulty and lie his way around it. This can also be a female. "That SOB is such a Fib Hound, I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him.
by Spasha April 30, 2022
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Liberty Hound

U.S Navy slang of an enlisted Sailor, who is more than a little bit eager for the end of ship's work and the beginning of Liberty for the day. Perhaps a Sailor who cuts corners in order to achieve Liberty, or a Sailor who will pay another Sailor money to take one's duty.
Liberty being the time between the end of work and the return to work. i.e. 24 hour liberty one day, 48 hour liberty 2 day, not to exceed 96 hour liberty if granted by the Division Officer.
"Seaman Smuchatelly is a Liberty Hound, make sure he finishes all of his jobs before he is granted Liberty today."
by kiridansu January 18, 2022
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