goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.

Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!

by Goondued November 7, 2011

Goon night

Good night, but like… fuck off.

Goon night Harry.

Goon night bitch.

by Obama Bin Stalin March 13, 2019

Prune Goon

A man who likes getting laid by older women.

Man, that guy Benjamin is a real prune goon. How old was that lady?

by Nighthawk69420blazeit December 1, 2021

goon squad

5 Trained Correctional Officers used to restrain and remove prisoners from area to area.
These C/O's are equipped with electronic sheilds and batons and wear full riot gear

5 Goon squad came and took the prisoner to the hole

by Mrs P August 2, 2007

goon

A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.

Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.

by Grason B. April 9, 2006

Goon Dungeon

Similar to a wine cellar except shelved with casks of the cheapest, vilest of wines. A lot danker and darker than a vintage wine cellar. A dungeon worker is an alcoholic version of golem who walks up and down cracked stone stairs by torch light delivering the finest (not expired) goon sacks in Australia.

Honey don't go down there! very few have returned from the goon dungeon.

by Mr. G.F.Lexia July 20, 2010

Dithering Goon

Individuals of chronic goon proportion. So very stupid that before they eventually and expectedly fuck up they annoyingly dither around before doing so.

Paul: Will, why is James calling me asking for repeat numbers, have you mucked it up again?
Will: Hang on. Oh so sorry, I didn’t mean to fuck that right up.
Mickey: You cocked up the online page again! You are a fucking dithering goon.

by Raja Daswani October 8, 2007