teh blow

When something sucks beyond imagination

That new map in Enemy Territory is teh blow

by Misoooo July 26, 2006

Blow job

A sex act in which one partner exhales vigorously onto the other partner's penis.

My balls were pumped full of air after Kelly gave me a blow job.

by Not_Waldo September 10, 2018

Blow privilege

The act of a woman servicing a man. Others may consider this a synonym to "blow job", but in fact it is indeed a privilege for a woman to provide this to a man.

"My dear husband, I feel that it has been too long since I last delighted you. May I please have the opportunity to offer you a blow privilege this morning?"

by wheredidmypantsgo July 31, 2012

Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos November 7, 2008

pee and blow

To urinate and flatulate while using the toilet.

That meal was a big one; later, I had release a furious pee and blow.

by T. G. March 1, 2008

blows ass

sucks; not fun; boring

Doing math homework blows ass.
When AOL is going slow it tends to blow ass.

by Jason March 7, 2004

blow chunks

1. to vomit.
2. to...

David: Man, I drank so much last night, i went home and i set my house on fire! Now I live in box.

Harry: No man, I drank so much last night, I went home and i blew chunks all night!

John: Dude! I drank so much last night, I went home and I beat the crap out of my wife, now she's sueing me for all I'm worth!

Harry: No dude... Chunk's my dog.

David & John: ....

by Aduras March 13, 2005