testicles

1)The object of a boy's fear and a girl's confidence.
2)The object of a boy's pain and a girl's pleasure.
3)The object of a boy's inferiority, and a girl's superiority

1)The girl confidently threatened the boy with a swift kick to his testicles, and the boy grabbed his groin in fear.
2)The girl kicked the boy in the testicles, the boy was holding his groin in utter pain, and the girl was stroking her clit in pleasure.
3)The boy was on the ground clutching his groin after being kicked in the testicles, feeling less than adequate, while the girl stood over him feeling like a dominant being.

by Inferior Boy September 1, 2006

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jizzfaced testicle flap

When you bust a load of spunk on a girls face that makes her temporarily blind and sucks ur nutsack

Mrs. Nanners loves the jizzfaced testicle flap

by alex"rus" tsaur November 5, 2003

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testicle paradox

The shocking phenomenon, in which the slightest pressure upon an unaroused man's testicles causes pain. Yet during sexual arousal, the testicles can take repetitive strikes painlessly and/or pleasurably.

Woman strikes man with pillow in balls. He falls to ground in fetal position moaning in agony.

Woman feels bad, decides to break him a piece of ass. He fucks all three hole's like a human jackhammer, all night long.

Woman experienced the testicle paradox.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 10, 2010

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anal testicular cancer

1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer

2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback

ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!

ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?

by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011

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