The bullshit excuses guys come up with rather than admit they were moved by an emotionally charged movie or TV show.
Girl: Is that a tear in your eye?
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
Guy: No. I've got allergies.
Girl: Then why is your bottom lip quivering? You're in tear denial!!!
by wolfbait51 May 28, 2011
tear-trace verb, the act of using your finger to trace the path a tear would make down your cheek in order to express sincere sadness at a person's misfortune or sarcasm at somebody's small (possibly first world) problem.
Present Tense: Tear Trace, Tear Traces, Tear Tracing
Past Tense: Tear Traced
Future Tense: Will Tear Trace
Present Tense: Tear Trace, Tear Traces, Tear Tracing
Past Tense: Tear Traced
Future Tense: Will Tear Trace
1) Friend: Dude, I'm so sad!
Me: *Tear Traces*
2) Friend: I have so much homework!
Me: Same. *Tear Traces*
3) Friend: I ran out of my favorite ice cream so now I have to eat ice cream that's only ok!
Me: *Sarcasticly Tear Traces* Boo Hoo.
Me: *Tear Traces*
2) Friend: I have so much homework!
Me: Same. *Tear Traces*
3) Friend: I ran out of my favorite ice cream so now I have to eat ice cream that's only ok!
Me: *Sarcasticly Tear Traces* Boo Hoo.
by Oldwisehagg June 22, 2015
n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.
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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.
by gnostic3 January 20, 2020
by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011
by Analpenetrator96 December 12, 2015
Johann: My back hurts
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now
Zaid: What happened
Johann: I tore my bicep so my back hurts
Zaid: Doing what?
Johann: I was gardening while having the big gay sex with your mom
Zaid: Makes sense
Johann: When an individual's back hurts but says it's his or her bicep that has torn
Zaid: Ahhhhh ur bicep tear makes sense now
by Cakeeater123 February 20, 2018
Buffalo tears....are fake tears with really no tears at all ..someone not really crying but making there voice sound like they r crying and wiping there nose like they r crying...
Buffalo tears....is someone acting like they r crying with no tears at all
Buffalo tears.....are someone bullshiting someone else with fake tears
Buffalo tears....is someone acting like they r crying with no tears at all
Buffalo tears.....are someone bullshiting someone else with fake tears
Tell me u sae that....that kid wasnt upset at all getting caught lying....he sounded upset but did u see his face not a tear one....he had buffalo tears...he just bullshit you
by PRETTY IN COPPER July 26, 2017