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Ghost Taint

The bothersome itch between the asshole and genetalia one cannot scratch away.
Man, no matter how hard I try, I can’t shake this Ghost Taint!
I sharted earlier and now I have wicked Ghost Taint!
by Mr. Bu Grundy June 16, 2010
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Taint Focus

When you are eating out some slut, going between her asshole and her cooter, and you want to do a lil teasing. Get her even more worked up you focus only on her taint.
I was going down on this hottie working her like a champ, juices were flying. Going between her brown eye and va jj. Just to get even more in the mood I did the "taint focus" trick.
by Diggitty May 11, 2011
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Taint Beard

A beard like tuft of hair that is located between ball sack and anus. The taint beard should rest well below the ball sack. A proper taint beard should be at least 1 to 2 inches below to allow proper viewing from all angles. The ball sack should also be groomed and maintained regularly. A taint beard is required for the infamous Amish Bushwhacker (See Amish Bushwhacker) and also for the Western variaion for the Amish Bushwhacker.
The womans face was irritiated by her husbands taint beard.
Captain Neckbeard grooms his taint beard on the regular.

He grew a taint beard so he could do the amish bushwacker.
by zombiepinup January 1, 2012
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Taint Knuckler

An act where at the peak of an orgasm, the initiator of the orgasm, uses the 2nd knuckle of the middle finger( of the hand of thier choice) to rub the taint of the other person (or sometimes thier own taint) in a counter-clockwise circle, thus increasing the pleasure sensation immeasurably !
I would have gotten rid of her years ago but... she is the best Taint Knuckler I know. I would have gone out with Maggie Q but with such small hands her Taint Knuckling would leave me wanting so much more!
by The Dirty Geek March 3, 2011
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Tip-to-Taint

Tip To Taint

The measure of complete blow job success by way of complete inhalation of the entire throbbing male member.

I wasn’t quite sure she could handle it but I was pleasantly surprised when she took me tip to taint last night.

She was teasing my banjo string for a bit and the next thing I know she was going tip to taint like a fat kid eating candy.
Tip-to-taint
by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
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taint slapping

When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
by Lise Reed February 26, 2008
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Taint Tickler

Whilst taking a deuce, having a turd so long, or toilet bowl so shallow, that the turd bottoms out and thus breaks away from the anus. The sudden axis shift causes the turd to brush against the taint semi-erotically.
I took had a huge post-Starbucks Taint Tickler today. It was at least 14 inches long.
by royhobbs93 February 20, 2009
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