Knitting A Sweater

Female fingering masturbation causing entanglement of pubic hairs (knitting) and wetness of vagina (sweater).

It's been a stressful week. I'll be staying home tonight knitting a sweater.

by Djymbh October 31, 2013

Sweater Cat

A cat that wears a sweater. Some sweater cats have a trademark or signature sweater.

My sweater cat prefers argyle and refuses to wear mohair. He’s a vegan.

by justWink June 10, 2011

Sweater-vests

a racial slur for the group of kids which are known to be the most popular or the group known as the "popular" kids

Many people wanted to hang out with the sweater-vests because they thought they were popular.

by etc22 June 5, 2010

sweater dick

Another term for an uncircumsized penis

Chick #1: "ugh i found out last night my boyfriend is uncircumsized."

Chick #2: "Oh, he has a sweater dick?"

by Cassiegurl June 26, 2009

knit a sweater

A derogatory term used when talking to someone who is being depressing.

You dumb emo kid. Why don't you go knit yourself a sweater.

by Scarlet Starlet November 12, 2003

Gum sweaters

When you haven't flossed for a few days, leaving a fuzzy feeling on your gums.

"Ah man, my gums feel fuzzy."
"Oh, you have gum sweaters."

by thecrazymonkey June 4, 2009

Sweater Kid

A sextastic fiend of incredulous proportions! See also: Sex Machine.

Guy 1: I have wet dreams of Sweater Kid...
Guy 2: ...SO DOES GOD O_O

by Thedeadhead04 May 16, 2008