Holy fattie bro. Like SCOOT OVER I cant fit on the couch in humanities. This guy who says he’s “6’” but is actually 5’2. Like ACTUALLY. Why does he even exist? I asked him what he was going to name his kid, expecting Charles Stanley Johnson the 5th but he said “Leo” HELLO? What are you yapping about. Bro has NOT played these games before. “Kindness is free” after telling me “go hang yourself but your fat rolls will get in the way, go cut yourself but your arm fat is to big, go eat poison at least you know how to eat and drink” bro stop taking out the trash.
by sigmamama January 10, 2025
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will do anything for his owner, including stealing her socks :)
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faithful and loya, scared of lightning but really brave!!
will do anything for his owner, including stealing her socks :)
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faithful and loya, scared of lightning but really brave!!
by psycho emo October 18, 2019
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person 1: “u ok?”
person 2: “yeah yeah i’m good. oh look it’s isla and stanley!!”
person 1: “oh my goooood they look so awesome!!!!!”
in unison: “woah look at islas huge dong!”
person 2: “yeah yeah i’m good. oh look it’s isla and stanley!!”
person 1: “oh my goooood they look so awesome!!!!!”
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by fentabuser911 November 18, 2025
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He is a motherfucking beast built like goddamn Godzilla. He probably likes stranger things, football, gaming and defeating any challenge you fucking throw at him . Here’s a sentence with this beast of a fucking name in it :
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by Standaman January 11, 2026
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A Stanley is a boy-man with his head in the clouds. A better friend than romantic partner, he would take money out of his gf’s purse to put on his homie’s books. A Stanley will never settle for normality, even if it means a life of chaos and never ending drama. He enjoys gambling in every aspect of life, sometimes neglecting important debts for his next big gamble. He is helpful when he feels like it, however good luck getting any type of response if he owes you something- you’re likely never to see it again.
by Corazoncito November 23, 2021
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