Stanley Whiffer

You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴

In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤

by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019

Stanley Steamer

stanley steamer

When you pull out during sex and blow your load on her untrimmed pubic hair and tell her she needs to call Stanley steamer to clean her rug.

"Sorry about your rug... better call Stanley steamer to clean that up before it dries!"

by Johnson_jokes September 12, 2019

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe

Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something

The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.

by captain ! January 25, 2024

gary stanley

He's a really lit guy he's very smart and he likes piña Colada's and tends to marry a Linda Marie

Gary Stanley is cool

by John cena 101 December 28, 2016

Stanley Steamer

Consist of two or more people. One person lies shirtless on the floor while the person or group of people squat over the person lying on the floor and defecate onto the person's chest area

Sally: Damn Carl , I think that chili has given me the shits.
Carl: Oh snap! See if you can hold it until we get home so you can give me the ol' Stanley Steamer!!!

by WoodyWood36206 October 24, 2020

stanley

a sleek and skinny squirrel who looks like a sewer rat

"I hate Stanley so much."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer

Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021