jesus sandles

berkunstochs (excuse my bad spelling)

Yo look at dat lame ass honky Brad and his goddamn jesus sandles.

by Jamal April 17, 2004

stander

A lady who stands when using the potty, rather than waste time laying down a seat cover and sitting.

Mary: This bathroom line is ridiculous.
Jane: It would go a lot faster if there were more standers up in here.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007

stanley

the product of dropping a jolly rancher into a public toilet, re-wrapping it and giving it to someone

“yooo don’t even think about giving me a stanley again, last time i got aids.”

by scharddin September 14, 2020

Adam sandler

A "comedic genius" with a fan base i'm assuming between the ages of 6 - 12 and 80 - 100+ (when senility has a firm grip).... also..... stomping around and yelling to the best of your ability doesn't make you a tough guy,it just makes you look like more of a dipshit.

If that loudmouth Adam sandler wannabe doesn't shut the fuck up,i'm gonna show him what tough really looks like.

by Black hole 1982 December 3, 2020

The Lone Stanley

When residing at a hotel or motel for more than two days, you resist any urge to have a bowel movement until a few hours before check out. You then take a massive crap in the toilet and "forget" to flush, leaving the entire debacle for illegal immigrants hired to keep the place livable.

Man I put the Lone Stanley on the Red Roof Inn last weekend cause they overbooked my suite.

by Deleereeum September 17, 2007

Luau Scandle

Belmont's darkest moment in a decade, in which 95% of the student body went to a dance with a Hawaain theme completely hammered. 10-15 students were transported to a hospital due to huge amounts of illegal substances poisining the body. The image of Belmont will never be the same.

Remember the Luau Scandle? It was quite chaotic.

by Hope Peace September 8, 2005

stanley

Stanley is a BITCH

Stop being such a stanley dude

by stanluvr690916 April 14, 2019