stalking

To consistently, persistently, and usually annoyingly follow someone around when you shouldn't be. Usually a result of
a) having too much time on your hands
b) having an unhealthy obsession/fascination with whatever you're stalking

Or what a lion does to its unsuspecting dinner when it's not sleeping in the mighty jungle.

1) Guy #1: Jim, it's like Amy's mission in life is to be the world's best stalker. She's always stalking people.
Guy #2: First off, my name is Craig. Secondly, I don't care. And finally, for the 73rd time, I DO NOT KNOW YOU!

2) In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion stalks his prey
Unsuspecting, they converse dumbly 'bout what they did today

Jim: Boy, I love not being eaten viciously by whoever rules this amazing place, don't you Todd?
*they are then gruesomely devoured*

by billygoatofdoom(again) July 7, 2011

Stating the Obvious

When you point out concepts that only retarded people don't have the ability to grasp, or foolishly don't want to..

Person 1: Omg, why are you so butt-ugly???
Person 2: My parents.
Person 1: thanks for stating the obvious.

by OlgaPatacky March 8, 2012

Gang-Stalking

An effect of current international police-states, where innocent individuals are abused by police and other military organizations. Essentially, these organizations create an imagined enemy out of ordinary innocent people so that espionage and authoritarian police tactics may be practiced by those belonging to these organizations. They are legitimated as "community policing," and individually, as whatever is convincing. For example, a Christian will be told that a person being harassed is anti-Christian, those seeing police as favorable will be told a person is a subversive or criminal, etc. so that it becomes justifiable that a person is harassed and abused by these organizations. Those taking part in these activities have been brain-washed from a young age to believe that if people do not practice these techniques, society will plunge into a dreadful anarchy. Their proof usually consists of people working for these organizations committing crimes to justify pervasive "policing." In reality, real crime is never stopped nor blatant. In fact, most members who commit crimes are at some point recruited into these policing groups covertly, even while still committing crimes.

The goal is simply to have society function as a military base. Those who are not involved in these groups are easily able to see the dangers and tragedy of such a society, whereas those involved, like the Nazis who took part in war-crimes, are not.

Current life of gang-stalking in North America.

by Justaguywithamindnotarmies July 19, 2012

snaking

To chat someone up, to flirt with someone in the hope that they will get with you.

Did you get with anyone last night? I heard you were snaking someone.

by kaza k June 7, 2006

stalingrad

shoving the red armys flag up your partners butthole.

i wanna give you a stalingrad.

by wolve eyes April 14, 2009

Stacking Orgasms

Stacking orgasms refers a method for causing what is commonly referred to as "Multiple Orgasms" which involves bringing a woman as close to orgasm as possible so that her body "stores" that orgasmic energy - do this multiple times so that when she finally does have an orgasm she's releasing the energy of five (or more) orgasms simultaneously. Women are capable of having several different types of orgasms including but not limited to vaginal; clitoral; fully body; anal; G-spot; combined & psycholagnic. What's normally refered to as "multiple orgasms" usually combines psycholagnic with any of the other types.

Stacking orgasms can sometimes be difficult if the girl has no clue what you're doing (which she shouldn't) because she gets SO CLOSE just before you back off a bit - sometimes they get angry because they think you're "screwing them up" so they CANT orgasm. They typically think this is what's happening until they find themselves STILL experiencing orgasm for several minutes after you've taken your hands (and everything else) off of them - there is no physical contact at this point; they are STILL experiencing orgasm. This is what "Stacking Orgasms" refers to. There is a SECRET to how it's done! (if you don't know - I'm not going to tell you).

by Liquidbraino January 26, 2012

Staging

When a buddy covers for a friend by arranging a workspace (office or cube) to give the appearance the friend is in the office but just away from their desk.

Bridget was running late, luckily Ben was used to staging her office so it looked like she was there and did so quickly.

by Jenab75 September 8, 2009