Squails

Squails are bottom feeding ocean roaches that only wish they were a lobster! They can be found in the cold Atlantic waters of the northeastern U.S. and Canada.

People such as lawyers and used car salesmen have been known to be referred to as "squails" since in some regions folks in these occupations are regarded as "bottom-feeders."

"Ambulance-chasing" law firms on tv commercials soliciting litigants; similar to pharmaceutical marketing firms luring people to become patients of unecessary remedies. People of this ilk are squails.

"Listen here, dum-dum. "If you don't smarten up real quick I'm gonna treat you like a red-headed step-squail and knock the icing off your cupcake! "Are we on the same page now?"

by Flatlanderfromhell February 28, 2010

supreme squall

a sex position in witch you start out having ordinary sex and as she starts to scream u pull out tape ur dick to her back and fuck her spinal cord back indent as she is wondering wat u r doing u then attempt a back flip in mid fuck {she is also coming along with ur back flip} 1:if u land the flip finish her off with a "sprinkler system slap" 2:if u do not land this it can result in a very contorted dick.... but a pleasured woman...

:This is very dangerous and very brutal unless u r veryyyyy flexible

Dude 1: dude i preformed the supreme squall yesterday!!!

Dude 2: no fucking way man!!! how did it go?

Dude 1: well i think that was the last time ill ever have sex due to a very square looking penis but my girlfriend is in total love with me!

by shadow of life November 4, 2009

Squillard

As of August 2008, William, a.k.a. Squillard from myspace, resides in the small high desert town of Yucca Valley in southern California. His day consists of doing mostly nothing, but usually involves hanging out with good friends Baby Boi Mario and Xave. His favorite bands include The Fall of Troy, and Enter Shikari. He also enjoys going to hardcore shows and murdering babies (not really). He respects adult film actors and actresses for what they do, because somebody's got to do it. And he doesn't do drugs, alcohol, or premarital sex, but he is down for blow jobs and what not. His favorite video game is Pokemon and he rarely plays anything else. And that just about covers Squillard. www.myspace.com/afireinsidekicksass

"Hey do you know Squillard?"

"You mean that fucking faggot from myspace? Yea fuck that loser ass cunt!"

by egyptianprincess October 17, 2008

squilla

a Squilla is a name given to a man or woman who has let their drug of prefference take over there day to day life. It doesn't matter if they are at work or just out on the town. A squilla makes sure that he is taken care first and foremost all day every day. OTher attributes include being a lop case, confused, unable to make clear sense, and not sharing the wealth. Someone who is well caught up.

I met this chick last night at the bar. She was kinda of pretty but she was all squilled out.

A few homies are coming over tonight. "O really, who's coming?"
Just the usual suspects aswell as the squilla man.

by nino ;) May 30, 2006

squalay

dawg...squalay does not mean to flee or run...it means to suck that meat real nice

Squalay in my white tee!

by MLSman333 October 19, 2004

squall

some fagit in that bunch of SpS misfits

squall really loves the cock

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

Squilf

A squirting MILF, most notably while having an orgasm. The squirt itself is a lot of vaginal juice jettisoned at a high rate of speed, much like a leaking water balloon, but with more force. Can either be used as a noun or a verb.

Lane: Yo cuz, I got hosed down last night by this hardcore Mommy.
Matt: Mmmm - classy. She squilfed all over you?
Lane: Yeah, but she waited till I pulled it out haw haw haw (v.)

Matt: I was at the mall just now and saw these two lesbo squilfs trying to dyke it out by the smoothie stand. The one Mom was drizzing under the table - swear!
Lane: Nasty! *goes off to watch* (n.)

by Witkins September 10, 2013