Squeeb

The physical act of taking a shit; dropping a deuce; pinching a loaf

I really have to squeeb after a giant bowl of baked beans.

We can't do squat thrusts right now as I have to take a huge squeeb.

by Trent Sherwood March 15, 2005

squeegasm

The physical reaction Greek Speak girls and other psycho fangirlies have to watching videos of, or listening to songs sung by Constantine Maroulis.

"OMG! I think I just had a Squeegasm from watching Con sing "My Funny Valentine" for the 10,000th time!"

by Ms. Snarkanonymous November 17, 2006

squeef

pussy fart, aka skweef

she squeefed after i pulled out

by bob March 27, 2004

squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011

squeeb

John Zumpf (a.k.a "Little John")

Dude, Little John is a squeeb.
"What's a squeeb?"
A squeeb is Little John.

by DJT1989 January 25, 2011

squeeb

A rogue who is always on the bottom of the damage charts.

Man, look at that squeeb, he sucks.

by roflha October 2, 2006

squeeb

1. Also, a person who sucks farts out of dead skunks.

My friend Kevin commonly associates with squeebs.

by Athene Airheart April 18, 2004