Shwanismail

Someone that makes there wife do the jobs and has a hunch

My husband at home is a Shwanismail

by shwaniam February 28, 2026

Shwank Vombomb

The simultaneous act of shitting, wanking and vomiting. (Legend states that successful completion of this will result in instant teleportation to your home toilet)

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Dylan?
Person 2: No what happened?
Person 1: He did a Shwank Vombomb!
Person 2: Thats awesome!

by stickyshwanker June 24, 2025

Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

by macaddictr October 29, 2012

dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.

"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"

by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016

a-span

The highest level of friendship one can achieve.

Why do all of you have the same tattoo ? Its A-span , you wouldn’t understand.

by WCH April 14, 2018

arm span

The measure of the distance between ones arms.

My arm span is longer than you.

by Consolo Kast October 13, 2018

a span of

a lot of

Man , i had a span of money in the whip(car).

by Bobby chingoma January 23, 2019