When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".
Spread dem ass cheeks bitch.
by Rigor_Mortis June 01, 2017
Overextend oneself, undertake too many different enterprises. For example, Tom's exhausted; what with work, volunteer activities, and social life he's spread himself too thin. This expression alludes to smearing something (like butter on bread) in such a thin layer that it does not cover the surface. Jonathan Swift used spread thin in a positive sense, that is, something should occur less often (Polite Conversation, 1731-1738): "They (polite speeches) ought to be husbanded better, and spread much thinner."
With so many layoffs in one's work place there is nothing one can do except spread oneself too thin to keep one's job.
by Lucvan January 16, 2011
by Oi mate spread em January 11, 2018
when you’re about to preform a sexual act and your mans wants to tie you up and you spread out your arms and legs to the bed post
by lolololollllll October 23, 2017
undertakers like to spread 'em dead.
by johnnylongprong January 24, 2009
When Bald Jesus and a Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Spread Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night and he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023
by Sunioncarrot11 December 14, 2013