Sphincles

The mix between a Spinchter and the delicious topping of sprinkles.
Served on Ice Cream, Cereal, Dinner, Lunch.

Vendor: Hey would you like any toppings on your ice cream
Customer: Sure! Do you have any sphincles?
Vendor: Of Course!
Customer: Great ill have the chocolate ones.

by -Urban=Creator- May 7, 2018

Sphintr

When one says something so weird or suspicious that you simply must reply with sphintr

Person 1: Yo I think Loli art is cool
Person 2: Sphintr

by TheNiceSpice July 26, 2022

Sphinculum

{N} An anal speculum.

I went to see my proctologist for my annual anal poopsmear, so I got in the stirrups, and the doc used a cold sphinculum. I hate that.

by Nonsensicalmetoo October 20, 2023

sphinc

a word used to describe a person’s anus, or butthole.

danny: “dude, my sphinc is the only thing holding my shit back from spewing out”

by splart April 15, 2024

Sphintitius

A term used to describe a profound physiological or psychological state of tension characterized by an involuntary tightening or clenching response, typically triggered by moments of extreme stress, fear, or heightened anticipation. This condition can manifest physically, as in the reflexive tightening of muscles under pressure, or metaphorically, representing an emotional or mental freeze where an individual feels unable to act, decide, or respond effectively due to overwhelming external or internal factors. Sphintitius can occur in a wide range of scenarios, from sudden confrontations and high-stakes decision-making to moments of personal vulnerability or public performance, symbolizing the body's and mind's acute response to perceived challenges or threats.

During the tense negotiation, he felt a wave of sphintitius take hold, making it almost impossible to maintain his composure and articulate his points clearly.

by kdlscn December 23, 2024

Sphincronised

To have synchronised shits with a friend

After he took his bowl prep, I found we were Sphincronised! I even had 3 shits before breakfast.

by Possumkiller October 16, 2025