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Clock Spider

It's a HUGE spider when someone says clock spider! RUN FOR YOUR FUDGING LIFE.
Its-its-its a clock spider! *RUNS FOR LIFE*
by @instagramaddicted December 9, 2016
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a spider-man

When a male ejaculate's into his hand and then throws it in the face of another, but then you have to stand proudly in a superhero pose or it is not a proper Spider-Man
Last night I preformed a Spider-Man on my partner and then proceeded to make a sandwich
by Killa-on-a-spree April 16, 2019
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left-sider

A label used at the University of Southern Maine to describe someone who just isn't right in the head. This term comes from the fact that many of these people sit on the left side of the cafeteria. Many freshman are wrongly called this name because they do not know better: they tend to figure this system out fairly quick.
Joe: man, that guys just not with it is he?

Pete: what do you expect? he's a regular left-sider.

Joe: Ahhh, makes more sense now.
by huskybuck October 31, 2010
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Overton slider

A politician or media personality who continuously discusses extremists and extreme positions about public policy or cultural values so as to help slide a metaphorical "window" of acceptance over views what were once considered radical and far outside the mainstream. By often illustrating or focusing discussion on the extreme and radical exceptions and outliers, the previously unacceptable extremes will appear less extreme, and soon come to be seen as a broadly held public view. And once this occurs, it can be voiced, debated, accepted, and generally framed or enacted as a serious premise or rationale for a policy or behavior.
On the air, the talk show host continuously featured guests talking about placing armed troops, and even land mines on the nation's borders, when his true position was a far less radical policy of better enforcement of immigration laws and policy. He was clearly another in a growing army of Overton sliders who have achieved a disturbing level of prominence in modern broadcasting.
by shoqvalue July 21, 2010
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spider language

When you speak in incoherent sentences when it's clearly impossible to understand the gibberish you're speaking.
Guy #1: Dude Igut a newzi car

Guy #2: More spider language?
by Coppose May 18, 2018
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Spider nigga

His name is spider nigga. He fucked a radioactive spider and for he past 15 minutes he has been the hoods greatest hero.
Man, spider nigga sure can fuck a radioactive spider
by GOMO G GURU September 14, 2019
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Spider

1: noun- Extremely frightening members of the arachnid family, spiders can be found all over the world. These creatures are eight-legged and carnivorous and most often use silk/webbing to ensnare and bind their prey. Venom is then injected into the incapacitated victim, which pretty much liquefies its insides so that the spider can drink it. Yum.

Some of them just do some creepy attack shit, though... with, like... jumping and strength and evil.

Some spider venom is harmful to humans as well as insects.

And while spiders are found in almost every corner of the globe, it seems that they are all conspiring to scare me individually.

I'm pretty sure at this point that they exist to make me cry.

2: verb- When there is only one swing set on a playground but two individuals wish to swing at the same time, they may choose to spider. One of them, usually the larger, sits forward (normally) on the seat of the swing, and the other straddles that person, facing towards them.
1: Spiders scare the living fuck out of me. Fear of spiders is known as arachnophobia, and can make you extremely paranoid in more intense cases.

2: In sixth grade, Alicia and Betty decided to swing while they were waiting for the bus to come. There was only one, so they spidered. While the two girls giggled together, Alicia proceeded to laugh so hard that she pissed on Betty's shirt. Needless to say, the two aren't friends anymore.
by SeparateGravity April 23, 2009
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