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Currency in terms of hundreds of dollars. "Five small" = $500. "Five large" = $5,000.
"How much did you win at the casino last night?"

"I won five small" ($500)
small by dtothep May 1, 2011

small town values

Conservative Republican values that are often contradictory and controversial.
AKA Palin
Josh is full of small town values. He must've gone McCain.

small dick day 

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.
dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.
small dick day by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010

Small Death 

French idiom for orgasm. Also known as tiny Death.
"She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene"
Small Death by Fextice August 30, 2021

Gigantically small

An ironic and often insulting way to describe something that you expect to be large but is in fact incredibly small. Can be used when you start saying gigantic and change mid sentence.
Girl: Wow that football player is gigantic-ally small.
Girl: Oh god your cock is so big! It is (has a look) gigantically small... Get away from me you loser.
Canteen lady: That soup ladel is gigantically small, wow it is so small isn't it?
Gigantically small by blissyu2 November 18, 2010

Smallasses 

Pronounced like molasses (muh-las-iz), it is someone who has a small or below average sized ass. It isn't a medical diagnosis, it is simply the fact that someone has a small ass. It can be used as a name to call someone with a small ass, like a nickname, or it can be used to describe the person's ass directly. When figuring out if someone has smallasses, you only take the size of the butt cheeks into account. Quality and color of the ass are not relevant, nor is the gender of the person. You don't need to see their bare ass cheeks to make the decision that they have smallasses either. Simply giving them a friendly grope can help you determine. Typically, if you can fit most of one of your hands around one of their butt cheeks, that is a good sign of smallasses.
Hey, smallasses! Get over here!

I walked past Tim today on the way to close and I noticed he had smallasses.
Smallasses by Jaremo July 13, 2012