Swashed

Fucked up, not making sense

The fact that Theresa likes Nathaniel is still a very swashed idea to wrap my head around

by BigPopper123 April 5, 2023

Slashery

A horror film that has some slasher qualities and sequences but isn't all slash and blood.

The new indie horror movie by Bone Jawnson is slashery and also has a funny storyline.

by Bone Jawnson June 11, 2023

slasher purist

A slasher fan who hates remakes and reboots. None of them are good except maybe one in their eyes. Slasher purists will either reject the notion that anything made after 2010 is even remotely okay, or just not like remakes or reboots. Series and TV shows made about slashers will also get severe distain from them.

My boyfriend is a slasher purist. He won't even dignify the idea of watching Halloween 2!

by yngve.yggdrassiiill June 16, 2023

Swashed

Drunk as hell, went too crazy and past the point of no return

Shout out Jayson and reese

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, time to drive.

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

Swashed

Drank too much, way past the point of no return or a gigantic swig or chug of alcohol

Man I'm absolutely swashed right now, let me grab my keys

by Reeseeee June 23, 2023

slarshed

A state of being that transcends the realms of inebriation, causing one's coordination and cognitive faculties to morph into a whimsical carnival ride. When slarshed, you enter a dimension where your limbs dance like an intoxicated octopus attempting to salsa, your speech transforms into a nonsensical symphony of hiccupping and guffawing, and your decision-making process becomes a spontaneous game of darts played blindfolded with marshmallows. It's a state so utterly absurd that even the unicorns give you bewildered side-eyes, and leprechauns borrow your shoes for impromptu tap-dancing performances. In short, being slarshed is like stumbling into a maelstrom of ridiculousness, where the laws of sobriety are gleefully discarded in favor of an uproarious celebration of all things ludicrous.

"Kayla sure is slarshed right now"

by inevitable-show July 7, 2023

slasher953

a person suffering from CBDBPD, or know as Chronic Big dick back pain.

did you hear about slasher953 that poor man

by slasher953 July 31, 2023