tactical sleeping

When you give up your favored sleeping choice to go next to the girl you like.

Ollie gave the mattress to his friend so he could sleep next to his crush. This was tactical sleeping.

by Dictionaryy October 22, 2014

sleeping tom

When you are attempting to shit from a ladder onto unsuspecting womans boobs.

Holy shit that was the most digusting sleeping tom i have ever seen

by Tonyizzle October 11, 2005

sleeping policeman

To have an "angry" penis tucked upwards 90 degrees behind the trouser belt

Mother Tereasa:"Your holyness,is that a sleeping policeman I see?!"

Pope JP 2:"No,its mearly peering over the garden fence"

by shitty Nicko November 17, 2004

chimney sweeping

To engage in sexual intercourse by which the penis is inserted into the stoma: a small hole in the neck created surgically to allow hardened smokers to breathe.

He had to wipe the tar off his penis after chimney sweeping that old hag.

by JB623789422 April 4, 2010

sleeping

Taking too much time to hit an L or joint, hitting it too many times/holing it for too long.

Alan: "Yo man, pass the L. You're sleeping on it."

by Liney4Life October 9, 2008

Dick Sleeping Bag

(n)A gay man's anus. A anus which encases penises inside it as if to give warmth or pleasure. Also can be a female vagina or butt hole.

Richard Simmons has a very loose Dick Sleeping Bag

by Alex MacGregor September 12, 2007

sleeping bo'

1. A sleeping bag for the Maccabees
2. A gangsta' rhyme

1. Did you bring your sleeping bo'? Cause we're sleeping on the floor?
2. Ev'rybody get on the flo', fo' sho', with a ho, in a sleeping bo'!

by Miriam the Cougar April 1, 2005