Shooting Monkeys

Conspicuous masturbation, Everyone knows what you're doing in there.

"Sawyer we are right here! Stop shooting monkeys!!!"

by Rory Scott WIlson August 25, 2008

Shootin' the jam

The act, often done by a small child, of vomiting repeatedly with an aimed projectile finesse.

After sampling the week old turkey from the counter, Indiana was shootin' the jam.

by Johnny Lashwhip January 13, 2011

shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.

-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."

by addumUP September 4, 2012

shooting goo.

The act of emptying ones man chamber. Ejaculation.

I can't wait to go home with this months Vogue magazine and end up shooting goo.

by DMR88 November 8, 2013

Shoogaloo

A shoogaloo is not just your best friend, they are your BFF.

Girl #1: You're my shoogaloo for life.
Girl #2: AWW! Let's run through the wildflowers together!

by RWeiss27 March 27, 2016

Shoot the puck

To make a decision akin to a hockey player in the offensive zone finally deciding to just take the shot.

After Wayne’s lengthy deliberation to have one more drink with his friend Mark, Mark blurted out, “just shoot the puck!”

by Ray Church January 20, 2018

shooted

It's "Shot" not "Shooted" idiot.

You were not shooted at, you were shot at.

by SirGaff May 7, 2018