1. Someone who is really peppy but cheap
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money
2. Someone who drags themselves into relationships for the money
Ugh, girl don't be such a scooter! I know you want that pink Louis Vuitton bag!
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.
That scooter over there only took your girl cause' she got money from her daddy.
by Safaribro August 24, 2023
Get the Scootermug. by Letz_gabe04 September 11, 2021
Get the Scooteringmug. A half wit dude that does drugs can't pay attention and makes up stories based on Tom Cruise movies about how cool his dad was
by Mad Krazy July 19, 2019
Get the Scootermug. A common practice among disgruntled homeless individuals in downtown Detroit, Michigan, in which scooters are parked randomly around the streets as a display of pseudo-inclusion
After attending a prestigious eatery in gentrified downtown Detroit, Jonathon and his lovely female partner noticed a strung-out homeless man practicing scooter tipping.
by drhookah October 28, 2022
Get the scooter tippingmug. nickname for Irving Lewis Libby who was the first Jewish person to serve in the President and Vice President's Office at the White House.
Scooter got sent to federal prison, lives in Northern Virginia, and is licensed to practice law in multiple states.
by Coop Dupe January 26, 2020
Get the Scootermug. A kind, generous, loveable, god-fearing man with a propensity for elegance, who carries himself with an immeasurable amount of exaggerated swagger, particularly that of a black teen. He who is bestowed with the forename Scooter is destined for greatness. A funny individual with a dry sense of humor, it takes a certain level of refinement to appreciate his cynical taste, except when it doesn't because he is simultaneously a fucking idiot. Scooter is very big in the art-hoe, Crystal-bitch and busy-body scene due to his laid-back nature and impeccable aesthetic; However he prefers to spend most of his time in solitude.
Person 1: OMG! Is Scooter your real name?
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person named Scooter: yeah
Person 1: That's so hot
Person named Scooter: yeah
by Notactuallyscooter November 22, 2021
Get the Scootermug. That first bite of ice cream, any flavor, that reminds you of Scooter's Mama, with pretty teeth, eyes like butter, arms wide, bosom heavy.
by deeeeeee01 April 18, 2023
Get the Scooter's Mamamug.