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suprise runner

When a girl is fucked unexpectedly in the ass or pussy by a guy that has a running start. This is usually a very painful but pleasurable activity.
After giving his girlfriend got out of bed, Tom gave her a suprise runner while she was bending over finding a thong.
by 70nnubydargmoswen March 13, 2005
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Blaze Runner

Someone who, literally, runs away after smoking weed with his friends, sometimes while they're still smoking. Refers to the film "Blade Runner".
"Dude, sorry to be a blaze runner, but I think I see the cops. Peace!"
by Newq December 31, 2011
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number runner

A person (usually a man) who counts all of the girls (or guys, if a woman) he is able to get with in a certain period of time. It could be within his entire life time or it could even be within a week.
Person A: In the past month I've hooked up with six girls and I've had sex with two of them.

Person B: Man, you're a number runner.
by Number Runner December 26, 2009
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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stump jumping ridge runner

This term is used as a derogatory way to refer to back woods, hill billy, red neck types of guys.
Here comes Joe fresh off the mountain. Him and his old pickup truck covered with mud. He is the worst stump jumping ridge runner I ever saw.
by old geezer May 6, 2011
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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Blade Runner

A key rat term for a good looking , beautiful, or hot usually young female individual, unless its a milf, wich by the way can still qualify, and who is also usually of hispanic heritage but not a requirement and resides mostly in the miami and key biscyane area where they origniated, or in simpler terms a girl who makes you pop a boner or bust a load in ur pants just by being in thyere presence or looking at pictures of her, preferably on myspace or something.
1). Yo dawg, i went to the key yesterday to go catch sum fire ass grub at sir pizza and im just chillin there right, and then i see this banging blade runner walking out of cvs, i was guna go holler at that but i pussied out, i had 2 go the bathroom and wack it, damn that bitch was hot, and she was from the key, home of the finest woman.

2) Natasha, GiGi, Coty, Babs, etc. (all key rats by the way)
by blink721 June 20, 2006
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